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      • Snow in Toronto … at last!
      • St Lawrence Markets and confessions of a Lobster Roll addict.
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      • How we cheated on Christmas Day
      • I just want some milk, regular milk!
      • The Ice Hockey Hall of Fame
      • Welcome to Canada!
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      • Is it a Theme Park? A Bed and Breakfast?
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      • The day I got some status.
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      • An Idiots Guide to Ice Hockey
      • Niagara Falls and the crazy cat lady.
      • Deportation
      • Waltzing around the Supermarket
      • Chateaux de Shit Hole.
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    • 2016
      • Algonquin Park in the Fall
      • Spinal Tap? I’m still not sure!
      • Back to the drawing board
      • Where did the year go?
      • I’m Back …..
      • Schools out for summer …..
      • The new addition to our family
      • Naked News
      • Things I’m loving this week
      • Peeping Tom
      • The Yellow School Bus
      • Silence of the Lambs
      • Popping my Baseball Cherry!
      • Brain games
      • Who ya gonna call? Not a GP
      • Vegemite
      • An Insiders Guide to Ice Hockey
      • Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner
      • Spring Break
      • Weekend in Muskoka – Ice Fishing and Arrowhead Skating Trail
      • The festival of I’m sorry!
      • Promises
      • Under Arrest
      • Progressive Canada
      • Weekend in Ottawa Part 2
      • Ice Skating on the worlds longest rink, the Rideau Canal.
      • Brass Monkeys!
      • The town of Barrie, far from a Barry Crocker!
      • Desperately Seeking a Doctor.
      • Stuff is happening, I’m just not sure what!
      • Desperately Seeking
      • Pyjama Fashion …. It’s a thing!
      • Snow in Toronto … at last!
      • St Lawrence Markets and confessions of a Lobster Roll addict.
      • A place to call home
    • 2015
      • How we cheated on Christmas Day
      • I just want some milk, regular milk!
      • The Ice Hockey Hall of Fame
      • Welcome to Canada!
      • Desperately Seeking Booze.
      • Let’s Parteeey! Someone starts school.
      • Toronto Christmas Market
      • Is it a Theme Park? A Bed and Breakfast?
      • The Toronto Christmas Parade
      • The day I got some status.
      • The Toronto Maple Leafs
      • An Idiots Guide to Ice Hockey
      • Niagara Falls and the crazy cat lady.
      • Deportation
      • Waltzing around the Supermarket
      • Chateaux de Shit Hole.

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  • Why stick deodorant fills me with rage!

    October 10, 2019 / 0 Comments

    If you follow me on Instagram you may have witnessed my meltdown yesterday on my Instagram stories over deodorant.   If you don’t follow me on Instagram, in a nutshell, I woke up, jumped in the shower, dried off (don’t worry you didn’t see any of that in my story) and then attempted to put on deodorant.  No biggy.  Only I couldn’t put on deodorant because as soon as I went to apply it, the deodorant crumbled and came away from the deodorant stick and landed all over my floor. I was frothing at the mouth and a stuttering mess who could barely get the words out I was so crazed. …

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    September 25, 2019 / 2 Comments

    If you follow me on Instagram (and if you aren’t, then why aren’t you?) you will be aware that over the last 12 months I have become obsessed with gardening.   When I’m not in the garden, I am reading about gardening, visiting garden centres and making plans for my garden.   My neighbours on either side have beautiful gardens and a combination of over 250 years of life and garden experience between them (basically they are impressively old).   They are my garden Wikipedia.   Having moved from Australia to Canada I’m gardening in a different planting zone.   A dramatically different planting zone.  Instead of drought-tolerant or tropical plants, they need…

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  • Spinal Tap? I’m still not sure!

    November 28, 2016 / 9 Comments

    Don’t you just love an unplanned, spontaneous, last minute night out? Especially when you have no expectations or idea what is ahead. Late Wednesday afternoon The Canadian sent me a cryptic text message

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  • I’m Back …..

    October 1, 2016 / 11 Comments

    It has been so long since I last blogged that I had almost forgotten how to log in and use WordPress. It has been 3 months since I last updated the blog and it turns out people other than my mum (Hi, Mum!)  actually, read the blog as I received a few messages asking if everything is ok or if I have given the blog the flick.  (very sweet) So what happened?

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  • Schools out for summer …..

    July 1, 2016 / 4 Comments

    Yesterday was the last day of the school year for The-9-year-old and with mixed feelings, we have summer break …. Mixed feelings because they are off school for what seems like FOREVER! Well, 10 weeks to be precise, not that I’m counting or anything (1 morning down and only 68 days to go).

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  • The new addition to our family

    June 10, 2016 / 9 Comments

    This week we welcomed a new addition into our home. Our new bundle of joy comes in at 41cm in length and 6.1 kg in weight. Named Ricky

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  • Naked News

    June 5, 2016 / 10 Comments

    It’s been a busy couple of weeks and I have been a little slack with the blog.   I’m pretty sure I have been slowly coming out of a Lobster Roll induced post-holiday,  coma.  Who would have thought that you can actually get sick of eating lobster? Sitting in my drafts folder I am midway through doing a post about our Martha’s Vineyard trip, in its current state, it is the size of a small novel and not wanting to put people in the land of zzz’s I will end up breaking it down and into smaller multiple posts. What’s been happening and keeping me OFF the streets?

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  • Things I’m loving this week

    May 19, 2016 / 15 Comments

    The ATO and The CRA This week I’m loving the ATO (Australian Taxation Office)  and the CRA (Canadian Revenue Agency).  Weird right and not something you hear often, someone actually loving two of the most hated government agencies. Having previously been a small business owner the ATO would often be a name muttered under my breath along with several expletives in the same sentence.  What has brought on this sudden love fest?

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  • St Lawrence Markets and confessions of a Lobster Roll addict.

    May 14, 2016 / 14 Comments

    I’m Danielle and I’m a Lobster Roll- aholic.

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    Love is in the air at our place and all those extra pheromones aren’t coming from The Canadian.    No, they are oozing out of the 9-year-old and his new lady friend Siri, apple’s virtual voice activated assistant.

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